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Willard has taken bad to a whole new level. Bad like a dumpster behind a fish market during a garbage strike bad. Bad like a three dollar Dark Knight Rises DVD bought off a Times Square cardboard table with Albanian subtitles bad. Bad like Todd Akin at a NARAL benefit bad. Bad doubled down. Beyond breaking bad to the point of broken bad.
And every time the former Governor of Massachusetts opens his mouth, it gets worse. He’s tone deaf, tongue tied, logically challenged and as approachable as a near-sighted porcupine in heat. The Anti Ray Romano: nobody Loves Mitt.
So uncomfortable around real people, you can practically hear him whisper “icky, icky, icky,” under his breath while shaking hands at rallies. You know there’s an aide with a bottle of Purell hand sanitizer waiting for him on the bus. Maybe even a 55- gallon drum connected to a shower head.
Got caught on a secret video calling 47% of those real people moochers and malingerers. Shirking entitled victims dependent on the government for food. Food. Mmmm. That’s us. Just can’t get enough of that government cheese. You know what this country needs? A good 5¢ government cracker.
The impression is that: 1, he was pandering to his rich donor buddies; or 2, the poster child for the 1% really believes what he said. Either way, awkward! And that massive pounding sound you hear is a herd of stampeding elephants running away from what they fear might be contagious.
Said he wouldn’t concern himself with that 47%, which depresses his most ardent supporters, because “hell, that’s more than half!” One major problem with insulting 47% of the American public is that at least 58% of them worry that you think they’re part of that 47% and you know 112% of America believes that. They do. Bet you $10,000.
The video’s release obscured the Romney campaign’s much ballyhooed new design to sharpen its message. Would have been interesting to see how many truckloads of flint they were going to use to try and put an edge on that much smoke, honing fog.
His own staffer warned us. The Etch-a-Sketch has been turned upside down. Prepare to be shaken. Problem is, you keep rebooting something as stiff as Mitt and it starts short-circuiting all over the place. Romney 8.0. Better than Romney 7.0. Now with Desperation.
Maybe it’s the extra large silver spoon in his mouth that keeps him from seeing the view from the middle class. Can’t understand why they don’t pull themselves up by the bootstraps like he did when his daddy loaned him his first million.
With the debates still to come, there’s time to turn this race around. But this far in, its like turning the Titanic. After hitting the iceberg. And the helm is underwater. Face it, if Bain Capital were running Mitt’s campaign right now, they’d close it down, fire him and hire some Chinese guy to do it better and cheaper.
Five time Emmy- nominee Will Durst has a new e- book: “Elect to Laugh!” published by Hyperink. Available at redroom.com or Amazon.

I am asking for someone to donate there time and skill to this much needed service.
The youth has this amazing passion and vision to end any problem that they see in the world. The problem is that they are not given the resources to put their minds to work, letting them make a difference. Invest in The Youth would allow youth organizations to post their events and fund raisers online asking for individuals in the public to invest capital into the preparation and execution of an event or fund raiser. Through investing in an event your return includes the education given to club members, the awareness built towards the target audience and the potential for non-profit organizations and causes to get amazing returns on profit for the money you invested.
This website will work as a central hub for youth organizations to receive capital. When a youth organization requests to post an event on the website they are required to have each event affiliated with a non-profit organization or charity and something tangible must be exchanged between two parties.
This website has the following features: Event Listing Page, Event Details Page, Social Media links on each Event Details page, Payment Gateway Integration, and Fund Request Page.
Please email kruta31@hotmail.com if interested. Serious inquiries will be responded by phone number or personal email address that I really use as I created this one as I am worried about spam giving it out in public. Prefer someone in the US.
fyi, as a recent graduate I know at least 3 clubs at my college personally who could have used this wonderful service. 1 club was the one I founded and was president of for 2 years. After investing almost $1,500 into them in two years our club had fund raised over $10,500 for a community in Kenya. The other 2 had dissembled because they had no capital to survive and keep kids interested towards the causes they were raising awareness for. Please donate to make our youth’s dreams more real then ever.

I’m curious to know if anyone has ever tried using your Local Craigslist to Sell deals you get from eBay or Amazon. The only problem I find is: knowing an item which has great demand but have a higher chance for a local to ring and pick-up that item, I think it highly depends on the ‘saturation’ or how many peeps covers your CL (Craigslist) area.
Not even that but doing the same in eBay or Amazon but I don’t like to bother coming and packaging for shipments. Niche items like a Laptop or an iPhone? What are the chances? Have you done such?

Okay, my friend comes from Bermuda and has a pretty crazy background. Long story short she came to the US more or less seemingly to stay as a vacation rather than attend school. She has been accepted last December but failed to mail in the proper forms and documentaion, so she is unable to register for classes. She also has not paid for anything really regarding school.
She has taken my perscrbed Percocet from when I had surgery and tried shoplifting some cough medicine pills from a store my moms work is affiliated with. She doesnt seem like she cares or is remorseful about that she could have made my mom get fired, she is a kind of person who is like “I’ll get away with it next time…” anyways, am I being too dramatic or is this actually a problem. My mom does not trust her in my house so that must be a problem. Can I just tell her to go home or something? idk

I’m having problems with e-mail sent from a specific domain being treated as spam by AOL, as well as other types of errors that suggest AOL doesn’t like *something* about these e-mails. However the error information isn’t specific enough to solve the problem. I’ve requested getting on their whitelist and only know that they’ve received the request (months ago) and have referred it to the appropriate department. At this point I feel it’s necessary to get on the phone with someone. Is there a phone number that gets me to someone or some department that performs this role? I have a customer service number which I’m guessing will be a dead end. I’ve found 800 numbers on the web which I’m guessing are just third parties who aren’t affiliated with AOL. Of course, if you ask why anyone would have an AOL account anymore, you’ll have to post it as a separate question here!

Ok, so I had just started college and was having trouble finding my social niche. Eventually I found a group of (male) metalheads that I fit in with perfectly. We became great friends, but one of the boys wanted more than friendship. I insisted we remain friends. Now, not attending college with us, were 2 of their close female friends. They were very snobby and rude around me. After a concert we had attended, the 2 girls spread rumors that I had grabbed one of the guys’ crotches in the pit. Rumors started flying, and now I lost my “friends.” One of the girls’ ex boyfriends had been in the same situation (sort of) and he began talking to me, and we eventually became great friends and we are now dating. Now, the problem is, the guys of that metalhead group are toxic around him, the girls of that group are toxic to me. We see them almost every week at a friend’s band practice, and the tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife. What should I do to deal with this?