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Wooden furniture; Bookcases nightstands and the like. However, this is the gimmick: Secret compartments. I built myself a nightstand. I have a well equipped woodshop. I designed it with a secret compartment. “The boy” watches TV in the bedroom while I’m at work. The remote controls either end up sticky from the various sugary foods he eats, get lost or he takes the batteries out and looses the back. No more. The remote controls go in the secret compartment in the morning before I leave for the day.
Now, I have considered building furniture and selling it on eBay – I have a 100% rating as a seller – but the market is flooded with such items. It is cheap too. I can’t build this stuff for cheap unless I want to end up working for less than $1 an hour. Furniture items have to have something going for them. Either bizarre design – deer horn table legs, made out of pieces of electric guitars, etc., or are antique in order to be able to command an appropriate price. I do high quality work. It takes time and premium materials. I can build excellent quality furniture with all kinds of hidden compartments. Is there a demand for this? Would you buy something like this? How much would you pay? Can you make any suggestions for design?