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So after talking to sum of my coworkers I’ve developed an interest in the stock market, im not going to ask what’s the best way to invest or what’s the best stocks,I think if anyone knew the answers to that and was giving it out for free we would all be rich but I do have sum questions to many to list on here so im just looking for a list of books, webpages, or even online classes I should be looking into before trying to swim with the sharks
Im also interested In the top online brokers and how they work

Im 17 and im self employed, Im an ebay seller and affiliate and currently in the process of setting up my own website which will generate money then i hope to open some franchise’s.
I have never made anything bellow 5000 and above 18000 each month so a pretty steady income. Im wanting to move out but as im only 17 I don’t know if i can. Preferably I would rather get a mortgage and buy a house rather than paying off some one elses mortgage whilst renting. However would I be allowed to get a mortgage, I have no one who could get it out for me as my only close family is my nan and grandad and my auntie my nan and grandad are both over the age limit and my auntie is a house wife.
I only want a small flat that would cost about 550 a month to rent of 500 a month mortgage repayments, My nan and grandad could be my guarantor if I was too rent but would the land lord let me rent???

I see how online, ebooks have taken off a bit and more people going with the self publishing option getting their hard works published. But realistically how are the odds that your self published book favors well compared to being published by a publisher?

Once Mitt is elected I will take over the throne so to speak. We’ve been weaving a web of deceit for the gullible republicans who suprisingly enough continue to vote against their own self interests.
1) This country will undergo lock down. No one in or out. The Berlin Wall is back.
2) Medicare and Social Security will be pushed into the stock market. The 1 percent will expand like you haven’t seen yet.
3) Term limits will be eradicated. We will be in power as long as I say so.
4) The Middle Class will be pushed to their limits through the increased cost of living and dropped into impoverished hell.
5) No welfare once you’ve fallen through the cracks. 47 percent will become 99 percent.
Obama will be a cake walk to the hell Mitt and I will unleash. MWAHAHAHAHA

I started engaging in Internet Marketing, affiliate marketing, and SEO/SEM when I was about 13 and made some decent bank ($$$$/month). Can I put this as work experience on my college resume and if I can, how would I format it?
(I’m 16 and currently a Junior)

You know in a group each person has their own niche one’s the glamorous one, another one is smart, one’s funny I’m not really any of these and I wanted to reinvent my self 2012 So does sound like a nice choice
I want to be the stuck up one.
The Rich one.
The one that is better than everyone else,
The lucky one
The one that life seem’s better than anyone else.
The one who get’s A’s but doesn’t seem to study!
**You see we are kinda poor, we have nice things but we skimp alot like cheap food, cars and stuff, but I’m the youngest therefore the spotlit one so I get all the nice things blackberrys, designer cloths, But I hate when I see people who think their better than me! I want to be the eny I’m a guy btw