Affiliate Marketing Secrets

i turned 20 3 months ago and i’ve never really had a girlfriend before, i’ve kissed and had sex but never really a relationship.
I think that was mainly because when i was younger i didn’t have a desire to have one but now i really really REALLY want a girlfriend.
i moved to Maryland 3 months ago from New Jersey and i haven’t really met anybody here, i’m going to community college and really focusing on school and working cuz i’m trying to get into a good university by next school year. I don’t do anything on the weekends except study and skateboard.
But i’m SICK of that, i want to go out and party and have fun!
are most people my age single? and also what should i do to get affiliated with people who party?
any advice would greatly be appreciated

Two elderly men were talkin about their sex
lives.One told the other,”I had sex with a 30
year old three times last night.”
The friend said,”Wow.You must be usin
the Viagra.”
“No,”the man said.”I know a little secret:
Wheat bread.Eat lots of it and you can have
sex for hours.”
So the second man ran to the nearest super
market and grabbed six loaves of wheat bread.
At the checkout counter the cashier said,
“That’s a lot of bread.It will probably get hard
before you’re done eatin it all.”
“Well,I’ll be damned,”the man said.”Does
everybody know about this but me?”
If you didn’t get it,read it again.LOL

Some of their complains include the following:
1. That you guys are oppose to drinking fest, smoking, and drugs.
2. That you don’t believe in sex outside of marriage.
3. That you don’t serve in the military.
4. That you don’t watch porn, or jack off to play boy/girl.
5. That you don’t affiliate with political parties, nor do you vote.
6. That you read and study the Bible on your own, instead of just accepting what you are told from the pulpit.
7. That you don’t allow people who aren’t serious about keeping God’s commandments into your religious community. Even if you associate with them outside of church.
8. That you dis-communicate those that are caught wearing their faith on their sleeves.
9. That apart from the Bible, you have study guides to help you understand the Bible.
10. That you don’t believe that God the Father is the same as the Son. That you claim that God the creator of heaven and earth, him self, did not actual popped out of Mary’s vagina. That you claim Jesus is a separate being, and not God himself. Sorry for sounding vulgar But I’m trying to prove a point that isn’t so obvious to most.
Can you defend your selves of these allegations?