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Can I Get My Dad Arrested For Saying I Cant Be A P0rn Star?


he is bugging me about what job im gonna do when im older and saying do your homowork. every couple weeks he nags me about this. hes a liar cuz he said always he would help me get to do whatever job I want when im older and said what college does he need to start giving money too. well i toad him i wanna be a p0rn star but hes laughing at me and not being very supportive.
and hes like I thought you wanted to be a cryptozoologist blah blah.
well he aint gonna help me do that. he wouldnt even let me look for the loch ness monster when we was in the uk. we stood near the loch for like 10minutes and then he whined that he was cold. and he said I wouldnt see the monster. but how does he know? who gets that close to loch ness and doesnt get a boat or something and go looking for the monster? see how boring he is. He is worse than that old man on my street who has a dog that coughs.
hes so cruel to me and wont even buy me an alfred hitchcock box set when i really want it cuz i wanna see whether they really did use real birds in the birds movie. but hes saying not today. why not?
can i get him arrested he wont let me go to my friends even though i threten to hold the baby hostage. shes in my room right now and i said im not letting her out and he said its fine cuz it gives him time to do some ironing. see how he makes everything work out for him but im stuck with bad things

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Atheists Do You Know God Is Light?


and light exists
24:35 Allah is the Light of the heavens and the earth. The example of His light is like a niche within which is a lamp, the lamp is within glass, the glass as if it were a pearly [white] star lit from [the oil of] a blessed olive tree, neither of the east nor of the west, whose oil would almost glow even if untouched by fire. Light upon light. Allah guides to His light whom He wills. And Allah presents examples for the people, and Allah is Knowing of all things.

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What Kind Of Fame Is Better For An Artist?


Choose one of the following scenarios. All examples use masculine gender since our languages don’t have a neuter gender, but I mean this regardless of the artist’s gender.
1. Artist becomes famous very early on his career, and somehow manages to score a big hit very quickly.
However, the artist never manages to outperform himself, and so that early hit becomes his one and only magnum opus.
20-30 years later, and he’s only remembered by the works he produced during his early years. Since he has since unable to produce anything memorable, he’s doomed to replay all those old acts or songs and live from his past success.
He dies in utter poverty, alone and barely remembered at all.
SUMMARY: Early One-Hit-Wonder, resting on his laurels most of his life.
2. Artist has it rough at the start. Started from the very bottom, and didn’t show much progress during the start of his career.
But he never gives up. He always tries to improve himself, always coming with better works of art.
And eventually, the fruits of his hard work start showing up. He’s not young anymore, but he’s starting to become quite successful.
He produces his magnum opus very late in life, when other artists have already retired. Since his talent is widely demanded, he has no choice but to keep touring and displaying his art, with barely any hope for retirement.
He dies an untimely death at a very old age (it’s not a contradiction in this case), and is deeply mourned by fans worldwide, entering halls of fame and widely considered one of the best of his art ever.
SUMMARY: poor start, hard earned success, becomes a Living Legend.
3. He’s an average artist. While he’s successful enough to live a good life, he’s not a hall of famer or a worldwide renowned star.
However, one day, for some reason or another, he becomes memetic. The internets get filled by parodies, comics and videos mocking his work.
Thus, amazing a huge, unwanted popularity, a periphery demographic.
He could capitalize in that popularity, but that would mean he would.
– lose his previous fandom
– never be taken seriously anymore
– live the rest of his life as a parody of himself
or he could just ignore the memes and remain respected among his niche fandom and obscure elsewhere, and eventually disappear and be forgotten.
SUMMARY: average artist turned Memetic Star
So, what do you choose? Why?
Bonus points for whoever comes with the best example.

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Can Someone Explain This Verse?


Allah is the Light of the heavens and the earth. The example of His light is like a niche within which is a lamp, the lamp is within glass, the glass as if it were a pearly [white] star lit from [the oil of] a blessed olive tree, neither of the east nor of the west, whose oil would almost glow even if untouched by fire. Light upon light. Allah guides to His light whom He wills. And Allah presents examples for the people, and Allah is Knowing of all things. 24:35
i just found it rly confusing….

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Whats Your Favorite Quran Verse/aya?


Allah is the Light of the heavens and the earth,
The parable of His Light is as if there were a niche,
And within it a Lamp: The Lamp enclosed in Glass;
The glass as it were a brilliant star;
Lit from a blessed Tree,
An Olive, neither of the East nor of the West,
Whose oil is well-nigh luminous, though fire scarce touched it;
Light upon Light!
Allah doth set forth parables for men: and Allah doth know all things.
surah 24:35 Al Nur (The Light)
I know its more epic in Arabic!

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What Would Happen If Wed Have Acces To That Diamondplanet ? 10 Points?


I dont know if you heard, but theyve discovered an entire planet of diamond. Round like a bubble , crystalized star or something. Like a billion carat or something lol. What would happen if wed have acces to that, could go there with a spaceship and ship in diamond like ice. If wed bring back like 1000 tons of diamonds, what would happen to the diamond prize. Would diamond become just as cheap as glass or ice ?? Or could you do it in a different way, like in secret where you stock it somehwere keep it of the market secretly and keep the price up somehow and earn back the costs for spacetravel ???

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