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I was on my way to school and it was really rainy (in NYC) , so I see a little turtle crawling towards the road made me feel bad for it , i was i thinking i should pick it up so it will not get crushed by a car . The reason i thought the turtle crawled out because like i said it was rainy and their niche drowned and they had no air to breathe with .
Now iam at home and concerned why it doesnt eat anything , and what type of turltle it is , i need to know if its aquatic and i need to keep it in the water , because iam keeping it just crawling and without any water to swim in . Can someone help me how to feed it , is it aquatic or not . And please dont tell me to realese it because iam not going to . Thank you all very much .

unscramble the letters
1; hah! slapdash bobmaria hugs mill ————————— 1 2 3 4 5 L (7) 8 9 D 10 11 12 13 14
2;CHAGRINED STOMACH ——————————- 1 2 3 4 5 I 7 8 9 H (10) 11 12 13 S
3; HENS TEACH ? A NICHE! ————————– 1 2 E 3 4 5 ( 6) C 8 E 10 11 12 13 14
4;LASER DID WHIZ————————————… 1 2 3 4 5 ( 6) W 8 9 10 R 12 13
5;ASK NATIONAL ARK ——————————– K 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 1 11 O 13 14
6; BARE AS MINIMUM —————————– 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R 11 12 13 S
7; PESKY TURNERS —————————1 2 3 4 (5) 6 7 R Y 9 10 11 S
8; RUB HEP JEANS ————————- 1 2 3 4 ( 5) E 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
USE THE ALPHABETS IN BRACKETS ABOVE TO ARRIVE A THEME AS
1 2 3 4 5 ( 6) 7 8 9 10 11 12 (13) 14 15 16 17 18 19

I am 5’3 and 110, I think a lot of it is muscle because I can do chin ups and pushups and my stomach is very hard, under like 1/2 and niche of fat.

Is this a good idea?
I have an idea for making a brand new fruit.
I have dubbed a crapple because of the procedure to make it, and it is as follows.
A person who will not be missed, for example a hooker, a hobo, or an illegal immigrant, will be kidnapped and taken to a secret testing facility. Then, my coworkers will knock them out and split open their stomach. We will then insert an an apple, clog the stomach and seal them up. In a few hours, we shall remove the clog, and allow the have digested apple to pass through the gastric tract. It will them be collected, highly dehydrated, void of all sweetness and nutrients, and we will sterilize it.
We plan to mass market these, under a variety of different names and prices, to create competition. We will patent it, and sell licenses dirt cheap, with many loop holes so we can sue for it back.