Affiliate Marketing Secrets

So I’m going to the mall tomorrow with my mom to shop all the sales that are going on now. I have $40 plus whatever my mom gives me/ pays for {$50 at the very most} Can you help me get a list of things together to get? I want links/ polyvore if you can.
Abercrombie: 40% off red lines in store
Hollister: 40% off red lines in store
Victoria’s secret: SAS.
Bath and Body works: SAS {Free travel size item coupon}
AE: I have a coupon for anywhere between 15%- 40% off, and whichever one is a better deal, I also have $10 off a $40 purchase.
{My favorite out of this list are AE and Abercrombie}
My style? Girly, florals, ruffles, I also like plaid button downs. {PS, I’m in the market for another pair of shorts}
[If you don’t like any of the brands mentioned, don’t respond please. This is my body, and what I choose to wear]

OK…first, I’m a heterosexual guy. I was at a local mall and walked past a “Victoria’s Secret” and a “Pink” store. The colorful panties and pictures of the models certainly caught my eye. As I continued to walk on, I wondered to myself if these retailers are primarily trying to target female buyers or to get my heterosexual male attention (to possibly buy for a female significant other)….or both? I would suppose that gay, lesbian and transgendered individuals may be interested as well….

so i want to put up an online store but i don’t want to have to deal with actually shipping the merchandise.
is there a way to have a store on my website with people purchasing things off my website but when they buy something the order goes to someone else who does the shipping etc.
i believe that if i become an affiliate then the person buys the item off the affiliate’s website not mine. is that correct? cause i want to keep them on my site.

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I have been looking for these kinds like forever i finally found it but I don’t want to buy it online I want to buy it at a store…
Anyone know a store they sell these at? For example, Macys, Jc Penney etc.
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?itemdescription=true&itemCount=10&startValue=1&selectedProductColor=&sortby=&id=14955116&parentid=M_APP_HOODIESTRACK&sortProperties=%20subCategoryPosition,%20product.marketingPriority,-product.startDate&navCount=12&navAction=poppushpush&color=&pushId=M_APP_HOODIESTRACK&popId=MENS_APPAREL&prepushId=&cm_mmc=Performics-_-Affiliates-_-ShopStyle.com-_-Primary

I’m 28 years old. I graduated in 2001. Since then, I’ve been through a lot of jobs. None of them really interesting me in pursuing. I’ve been through 2 colleges. U of Phoenix and Devry U. The 1st one didn’t work out because it was in Arizona and online. The 2nd one didn’t work out because of funding. I had a 3.5GPA and because of money, I had to drop out. I made too much the previous year.
So now I’m working full-time at a retail store, and I don’t want to be doing that, it’s just to get some money for bills. I wanted to be in computer science, but you need a degree for everything. And it looks like I have to front my own money from pocket, no co-signer. I know I want to do something with computers. But if it’s because of money, I’m not sure what else to do.
There’s kind of my background a little, any thoughts, thanks in advance. I’m just struggling to find my niche, and need some outside opinions.