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Please, be brutally honest, its about a girl called ashley who was kidnapped by a gangster and trained to be able to preform surgery on people. She is 18 and she goes to night clubs and tranquilizes people so that she can steal one of their kidneys, before stitching them up and disappearing. She sells them on the black market and one night she gets caught and has to cut all her hair off and get a new identity. Once she has changed, she falls in love with a really fit emo at a nightclub and tells him everything. He doesn’t take her seriously and she is upset. Upon the gangster finding out about him knowing about her secret, he shoots the emo guy (who is called Seth) and shoots him so she is forced to give him a kidney transplant. Then he survives, the gangster gets killed and the emos live together and have sex etc. what do u think and thanks a million in advance 🙂 be honest, it wont hurt my feelings if u think its crap

Here’s the deal:
About 4 years ago, I noticed a mass on the front of my throat. It moved up and down as I swallowed, almost as if it were attached to my Adam’s apple. It was painful to the touch and when I swallowed or yawned. I went to an ENT doctor who did a biopsy. He determined that the mass was not on or affiliated with my thyroid. He sat me in a chair and stuck a needle in my neck to suck out some of the contents of the mass (not very fun at all). His nurse put the contents on a slide, prepared it right away, and looked at it under a microscope in his office. They both determined that the mass was cystic and benign. I was scheduled for surgery to remove it the next day. That night, I went home and prayed hard that I wouldn’t have to go into surgery. The thought terrified me. I had an ultrasound scheduled at about 10 am the next morning. I woke up and felt my throat, and there was no mass anymore. I told my mom, and she called the doctor. He still wanted me to come in for the ultrasound to determine if it was still there. I went in for it, but the ultrasound tech. couldn’t find anything. So, they released me and there was never any surgery.
Now, just a few days ago, the mass is back. It’s the same pain, and it’s in the exact same spot. It moves with my Adam’s apple, and it hurts when I touch it. I’m going to be calling the doc to get this all figured out soon. But, I thought I’d get some opinions. Does anyone have any idea what this could be? Has anyone ever experienced this before?