Affiliate Marketing Secrets

I’m seventeen, about to eighteen in twenty one days and have been trying to get a job since my freshman year! I’m a senior now and still without a job. I can’t understand why or how this is possible when my grades are excellent, I’m a VERY hard worker, I pay extreme attention to detail and only have two classes my senior year (so I get out at 10:26). I’ve tried applying to SO many places and I think I’ve applied to Chipotle almost twenty times now yet I have never gotten a call for an interview or anything! In fact, apparently I’m not qualified to work at Target or Papa John’s as a cashier or waiter. I’ve tried getting physical applications but all the places told me I HAVE to use the online one. Once, a CVS had a “now hiring all positions sign” up and I ask about it and they just tell me I need to apply online. I don’t understand how- and I don’t just apply, I look for opened positions- I can’t even get a job as a dishwasher at iHop or Boston Market. Is there some sort of secret to getting a job as a teen?

I’m seventeen, about to eighteen in twenty one days and have been trying to get a job since my freshman year! I’m a senior now and still without a job. I can’t understand why or how this is possible when my grades are excellent, I’m a VERY hard worker, I pay extreme attention to detail and only have two classes my senior year (so I get out at 10:26). I’ve tried applying to SO many places and I think I’ve applied to Chipotle almost twenty times now yet I have never gotten a call for an interview or anything! In fact, apparently I’m not qualified to work at Target or Papa John’s as a cashier or waiter. I’ve tried getting physical applications but all the places told me I HAVE to use the online one. Once, a CVS had a “now hiring all positions sign” up and I ask about it and they just tell me I need to apply online. I don’t understand how- and I don’t just apply, I look for opened positions- I can’t even get a job as a dishwasher at iHop or Boston Market. Is there some sort of secret to getting a job as a teen?

I don’t want to be an affiliate, I want to be in the actual Wu-Tang Clan, with RZA, GZA, Ghostface Killah, Method Man, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon and U-God. How can I become a member? Is there some sort of initiation ceremony I have to partake in, like a paddywhack machine, or having to have all the things in the torture skit done to me, or is there something else I have to do? Do I have to buy a condominium on Staten island? My dream is to become a Wu-Tang member, but I don’t know how to make it happen!!!

I am being asked by a potential employer to complete a credit report from there. This seems kind of fishy as I found the job on craigslist… lol