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I have had my ups and downs in life questioned God not that he is there but what I am supposed to do.. and If I am going to heaven or not.. But my wheels kees spinningng And don’t feel I am going any place . But it seems like God is taking care of me. But don’t know if I am doing what I am supposed to do right now my heart feels heavy>

I wrote a series of comical essays book, based on adventures I’ve had.
Below is the synopsis, which of these titles should I name it?
1) Splash, the world is my puddle
2) Cali for my kidney
3) Adventures of a girl not so famous
In this sarcastically written book of essays, Emily takes getting in and out of trouble to a whole new level.
A small town girl chasing dreams in Manhattan as a struggling actress, Emily finds herself in one crazy adventure after another. She explains the ups and downs of serving pretzels for a living, while cluing readers in on the secrets of airline. One day she’s riding around with Mr. Softee, the next day she’s naively being flown first class to Los Angeles by a sketchy director. She almost sold her kidney on the black market for money to move to California, and almost married a guy in Vegas she never slept with.
While she might not be rich or famous, she lives an exciting life abundant in adventure. She’s been almost kidnapped, chased by mobsters, and attacked stray dogs in Costa Rica, her theory is “The world is my puddle waiting for me to splash.”
thanks!

I’ve been doing a lot of research on Affiliate Programs and there seems to be a lot of ups and downs about it. Can anyone tell if these really work, and if so, is there money to be made. At least enough to pay common bills. Please reply honestly. Regards…

In a few days time I shall be standing in front of class to give a talk on meanders. A perfectly harmless but rather uninspiring piece of fluvial bubblegum. In the cutthroat world of classroom politics how can I make a lasting impression and stand out from the crowd?
While I don’t give a damn about what grade I get, out of respect for my teacher I shall adhere to the factual requirements imposed upon me. Nonetheless that shan’t prevent me from delivering my talk in a wildly inappropriate and downright weird tone.
This is something of a niche for me, having made a name for myself with frankly ludicrous acts of rebellious intellectualism in French comprehensions(a soul stirring rendition of Allen Ginsberg’s Howl, a melodramatic dissection of the ups and downs of the cursed Kennedy clan and pompous lectures on child psychology).
I understand that my aforementioned “antics” may be hard to grasp and I would like to clarify that while ridiculous and largely irrelevant they are not random outbursts. I have merely taken it upon myself to interpret the French text, which varies greatly, in a unique way. Our answers to this part of the comprehension are in English not in French by the way.
Alas on this occasion I am struggling to think of something inventive. Any strange but linkable topics would be appreciated(remember my talk is on meanders). Likewise any suggestions on how exactly to perform it would be kindly received. I thought about doing it in a sickeningly enthusiastic tone but fear that would be more annoying than anything else, not to mention rude.
Thankyou

Please help me?
I’m a freshman in college and I’m miserable. For some reason, I can’t find a niche. I have a hard enough time as it is being social and fitting in as I have Asperger’s Syndrome. I’ve been long distance with my boyfriend (a sophomore in college) for two years and we have the normal ups and downs we’ve always had. But when I really need someone to talk to, I can’t always go to him. My three best friends from high school are at schools very far from me and all have seemed to easily adapt to college.
My roommate (sort of a social outcast, like myself) was friends with me at the beginning of fall semester but gradually began to draw within herself and dropped out over winter break. I have several friends here but none are very close. The other girls on my floor seem to make fun of me and disrespect me a lot, though I’ve done nothing to them and honestly tried being friends.
I’m so lonely so often lately and I really can’t take it. Especially since spring semester started, everyone seems to have all their friendships established already and I feel like such a loser. I’m doing well in my classes but have no classes with the few friends I have. I mostly eat alone because my schedule doesn’t seem fit with mine and they often forgot to ask me to go to eat with them.
Please help?