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Critique, be honest!
“With my powers, I shall end this world,” cackled a young, tall, slender man hovering high above the ground. It was nighttime, the sky was pitch black and clear, and the moon lit like a candle in a dark room. The man’s messy cobalt gray hair, tanned skin, and dark purple eyes glowed. He wore a black ankle-length robe, and on its back, it had a purple circle with craters on it, resembling the moon in the sky, except that on his clothing red and blue clouds blanketed the moon. He wore purple sandals over his yellow socks. Surrounding his body was a dark, violet, and mysterious aura. He hovered above the largest forest in the world of Unnatural, the Forest of Life.
Beneath the robed man were broad, giant trees, which he tried to destroy with the purple beams that fired from his palms. When these beams touched anything, that thing would instantly wither and die. Within the trees lived a small civilization known as the Forest People, who were once outcasts of the Grass Nation. Most of them tried to hide by staying in the least noticeable trees so the robed man would not notice them, but they all failed in hiding from the man. While he was in the sky terrorizing them, some of the more daring and intelligent Forest People threw rocks at him, but none of them came close to his body. Within minutes, the man destroyed more than half of the population in the Forest of Life.
“Run, run, run,” laughed the man, with dark aura from his body gathering in his hands, and his smirk becoming bigger and bigger. “With this spell, I will end you all and there’s nothing you can do about it. Darkness Attribute: Void!” He looked down at the Forest People he was terrorizing as his dark aura transformed into an assortment of weapons, including knives, swords, and arrows, which rushed at the remaining Forest People and killed off every one of them, one by one.
“Now how’s about we make a deal,” the robed man yelled, floating around in the sky, pivoting his head to seek for yet another person on his mental death list. “I know that someone is still alive. I sense someone’s aura. I think you know what I’m looking for, so if you give me the information, I won’t turn this search game into a very unfriendly match of hide and go kill.”
“That’s a nice dress you got on Niche,” laughed a loud voice from a faraway distance. “Were you hoping to die in it?”
“Oh, shut up,” Niche scoffed eerily, spinning his head from side to side, trying to work out where the sound was coming from, while his dark aura disappeared from view. “This isn’t the time for a family reunion. And I am in the middle of something and I’d rather you not interrupt me.” He paused for a minute, before rotating his head a full one hundred and eighty degrees to his backside and laughing. “Or maybe it isn’t too bad. I can take you out now before you end up interrupting me later.”
“You shouldn’t try to insult your elders, especially your older brother. You used to be so quiet, scared, innocent, and even brave and now look at ya, full of fear. I wonder if that’s the reason you left the nation and turned to the terrorist organization, Full Moon, because you were scared of me, wasn’t it?” chuckled the voice, which, although becoming louder, it also seemed to be echoing from different places at once.
“I know where you are!” Niche yelled maniacally. “Don’t waste the little amount of aura you have on such a waste of an illusion.”
In a split second, a man, young-looking and tall like Niche, but much more muscular, materialized right in front of him and swung his fist close to the back…

So I have concluded that every combination of phonemes in the scriptures signify something
AB = voice cries out
As in Abraham = voice of the nations cries out
and Abel = blood cries out to the lord from the ground
and
AD = take an interest in you
Adam = who took an interest in Eve
Adah = who took an interest Lamech (which caused her share her husband with another man)
Eb = beauty
Ebeniezer = God is my help
Jezebel = Beauty
I plan on using this system to interpret every name in 1st and 2nd Chronicles… I am thinking of calling it the “secret scroll.”

So I have concluded that every combination of phonemes in the scriptures signify something
AB = voice cries out
As in Abraham = voice of the nations cries out
and Abel = blood cries out to the lord from the ground
and
AD = take an interest in you
Adam = who took an interest in Eve
Adah = who took an interest Lamech (which caused her share her husband with another man)
Eb = beauty
Ebeniezer = God is my help
Jezebel = Beauty
I plan on using this system to interpret every name in 1st and 2nd Chronicles… I am thinking of calling it the “secret scroll.”

Because they both seem to fill the same exact niche. Maybe being a mostly one-hit wonder, John Parr did more behind the scenes? I thought he was so hot and had too powerful a voice to waste.

Because they both seem to fill the same exact niche. Maybe being a mostly one-hit wonder, John Parr did more behind the scenes? I thought he was so hot and had too powerful a voice to waste.

Hi this is the lyrics to a song I’ve wrote could Past-Story play on words to pastry 😛 could you tell me what you think, thank you 🙂
Hear the voice inside your head,
Filling you with hatred filling you with dread,
Making you want to spend days in bed
No matter what anybody says
You believe it’s true
Affecting the way you spend
Every day of your life
I’m a man I need to face my demons
but I, myself don’t understand them
Maybe I should just dream on
You try and help yourself but nothing works
Always end up with the uneducated berks
You relate to about as much as Turks
But they won’t make me turn on the water works
Chorus.
Take the voices, decide what they say
Take the negative comments & put them at bay
Live life to the full until you become grey
Have the grandchildren around ‘Oh I Say!’
Flying away to somewhere new
Finding much better things to do
Allowing the problems to fade away
Seeing blue skies and not the grey
Wanting a path of which I’ll employ
Of which will make me laugh & also enjoy
An outcome not of a wasted attempt
An effort of which was well worth spent
Raise your profile let your personality unleash
Even if it only attracts a particular niche
Love yourself like you love your mates
Don’t let your low self-esteem produce fates
Chorus.
Your time has come but what have you done
Has your life just begone
Have you lived happily & long
Did you think you were right
When you were wrong?