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In a few days time I shall be standing in front of class to give a talk on meanders. A perfectly harmless but rather uninspiring piece of fluvial bubblegum. In the cutthroat world of classroom politics how can I make a lasting impression and stand out from the crowd?
While I don’t give a damn about what grade I get, out of respect for my teacher I shall adhere to the factual requirements imposed upon me. Nonetheless that shan’t prevent me from delivering my talk in a wildly inappropriate and downright weird tone.
This is something of a niche for me, having made a name for myself with frankly ludicrous acts of rebellious intellectualism in French comprehensions(a soul stirring rendition of Allen Ginsberg’s Howl, a melodramatic dissection of the ups and downs of the cursed Kennedy clan and pompous lectures on child psychology).
I understand that my aforementioned “antics” may be hard to grasp and I would like to clarify that while ridiculous and largely irrelevant they are not random outbursts. I have merely taken it upon myself to interpret the French text, which varies greatly, in a unique way. Our answers to this part of the comprehension are in English not in French by the way.
Alas on this occasion I am struggling to think of something inventive. Any strange but linkable topics would be appreciated(remember my talk is on meanders). Likewise any suggestions on how exactly to perform it would be kindly received. I thought about doing it in a sickeningly enthusiastic tone but fear that would be more annoying than anything else, not to mention rude.
Thankyou

I was wondering the lists of jobs/careers that will pay 100k/year after around 5 years of experience not including the schooling. I’m fine with going to school for 4-7 years MAX, would really prefer not to go to school more than that. I’m 21 (just turned 21 two days ago) and I have not been to college yet. I do have my high school diploma but a very poor GPA. I’m not stupid but I did have a hard life. I didn’t make my life hard for myself by partying and drinking but it involves more with parents/etc. I don’t mean to make ‘excuses’ for myself but life does have extreme difficulties that I couldn’t avoid and that’s just the way it is.
I grew up in a poor home, been homeless a couple times and didn’t have a lot of anything so I would love to change that for myself and my family and my future family.
I’ve done some research and I first was planning on becoming a psychologist. I couldn’t handle that though, I don’t have tough skin and I couldn’t ‘handle’ other peoples problems. I have enough of my own. Then interior design, I don’t have the niche for it I don’t think. Then computer science but I know I would hate doing that for the rest of my life.
So, besides those and besides anything to do with dentists, doctors/nurses and sales I was wondering what else pays around 100k/year, with around 5 years experience(not talking about right out of college) and 4-7 years of college(any Colleges you recommend in Illinois?).
Thank you all for your time!
P.S. I love inventing things!! I have around 10-15 inventions that are currently not available, but I did not check if it has already been patented though. How do I do that without a big rich guy/corp. stealing it? I know patenting sometimes isn’t the best way to go.

I bought some Madden Girl gladiators at Ross the other day. I got them for 12 dollars! Im familiar with both brands but im wondering if Madden Girl is in any way affiliated with Steve Madden, since I only got them for 12 dollars? Ross has great deals : D

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Entrepreneurial twentysomething Clay Walker, co-owner of The Emerald Planet with Scott Fletcher, agrees. “I think there is a huge void in the lunch segment between fast food and fine dining,” he says. “That’s the void we’re trying to fill, because people are looking for value, healthfulness and portability. Now people can get quality food for just a dollar or two more than they’d pay for fast food — I think that’s what people are really excited about.”
Wrap purveyors are banking on taste-bud tedium, heightened healthfulness and the relentless rat race to help them carve out a new niche. The way they see it, wraps-designed for ultimate eye appeal with their colorful green-spinach and red-roma-tomato tortillas and their exotic, flavorful fillings-will banish the mealtime blahs. “We offer our customers the possibility of finding something different day after day,” says Fletcher. “They can eat Thai food one day, Chinese the next and Jamaican the day after that, and the only thing that binds these meals together in any way is that they are all wrapped in a tortilla.”
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I have over 2000 verified contacts – names, contact numbers, emails on some of them too within the IT industry and just wondered if there was a way – or if there is a site where you can sell telemarketing lists independently?